Characters

Botch
“Why, I’m the most incredible butler robot ever made!
Dashingly charming, capable and unparalleled!
There’s no one better than me!
…Although please don’t tell Lady Edith I’ve been bragging about myself again… I don’t want another earful.
The last one went on for over an hour, although it was my fault but that’s besides the point.”
Botch
“Why, I’m the most incredible butler robot ever made!
Dashingly charming, capable and unparalleled!
There’s no one better than me!
…Although please don’t tell Lady Edith I’ve been bragging about myself again… I don’t want another earful.
The last one went on for over an hour, although it was my fault but that’s besides the point.”

Edith Walker
“How would I describe myself? Well, I’m not sure what there is to say, really. I’m just a retired, old, lady that spends a lot of her time knitting, writing, that sort of thing.
Oh, and making the odd bad cup of tea just to annoy Botch, but don’t tell him I said that!”
Edith Walker
“How would I describe myself? Well, I’m not sure what there is to say, really. I’m just a retired, old, lady that spends a lot of her time knitting, writing, that sort of thing.
Oh, and making the odd bad cup of tea just to annoy Botch, but don’t tell him I said that!”

Thomas Walker
“Describe myself? Aye… Well, my name’s Tom… Oh, that’s not enough?
Sorry.
All right, well, I like to spend a lot of time in the kitchen fixing stuff. Cars, appliances, various bits of machinery. I sometimes get oil spills everywhere which annoys BOTH Edith and Botch, you would think someone who likes building wouldn’t be all that clumsy…”
Thomas Walker
“Describe myself? Aye… Well, my name’s Tom… Oh, that’s not enough?
Sorry.
All right, well, I like to spend a lot of time in the kitchen fixing stuff. Cars, appliances, various bits of machinery. I sometimes get oil spills everywhere which annoys BOTH Edith and Botch, you would think someone who likes building wouldn’t be all that clumsy…”

Catherine “Cath” Fox
“Ah, you’ll have to wait to see me, lads! Oh, hang on a minute, I should probably put the butler accent on, shouldn’t I?
Your butler is currently on holiday, check back in a few arcs time!”
Catherine “Cath” Fox
“Ah, you’ll have to wait to see me, lads! Oh, hang on a minute, I should probably put the butler accent on, shouldn’t I?
Your butler is currently on holiday, check back in a few arcs time!”

Arnold
“I’m just a humble shopkeeper with my little robot companion, Jasper… Well, I was, until I picked up that annoying robot butler…
What do you mean what about the time I was buying stolen parts!? I don’t do that anymore!”
Arnold
“I’m just a humble shopkeeper with my little robot companion, Jasper… Well, I was, until I picked up that annoying robot butler…
What do you mean what about the time I was buying stolen parts!? I don’t do that anymore!”

Dr. Edwards & Dr. Matthews


